Saturday, 3 December 2011

So you want to be a YA heroine?

Seeking applicants for the role of YA heroine! Only those who meet the following job requirements need apply:

  • Are you a 16/17-year-old virgin with no complexion issues, no long-term boyfriend and one or more parents who are mysteriously out of the picture?
  • Have you recently started noticing that you have an unusual ability, such as telekinesis, telepathy or seeing dead people?
  • Are you willing to move to a new town/school and immediately become embroiled in mysterious goings-on?
  • Are you ready to discover that you have some vague ancient/mystical/magical destiny to fulfil?
  • Are you prone to searching through dead relatives' libraries, opening mysterious letters and checking old houses for secret passageways? Even when you hear ominous bad-guy-approaching music playing?
  • Are you willing to participate in heated back-and-forth banter with the mysterious (and duh, hot) guy at school for a few chapters, then fall hopelessly and inexplicably in love?
  • Will you put up with a little blood loss to be with the love of your life?
If you have answered YES to all of the above, please leave your details in the comments box below. Because seriously - I wanna know who you are!

4 comments:

  1. Hahahaha! Soo funny. I'd apply, but you know...I still have my parents around ;)

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  2. Thanks Juliana. I have the same problem! ;)

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  3. Ooh, wouldn't this chick be fun to know?!

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  4. I seem to stumble across her quite a lot..!

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