- Are you a 16/17-year-old virgin with no complexion issues, no long-term boyfriend and one or more parents who are mysteriously out of the picture?
- Have you recently started noticing that you have an unusual ability, such as telekinesis, telepathy or seeing dead people?
- Are you willing to move to a new town/school and immediately become embroiled in mysterious goings-on?
- Are you ready to discover that you have some vague ancient/mystical/magical destiny to fulfil?
- Are you prone to searching through dead relatives' libraries, opening mysterious letters and checking old houses for secret passageways? Even when you hear ominous bad-guy-approaching music playing?
- Are you willing to participate in heated back-and-forth banter with the mysterious (and duh, hot) guy at school for a few chapters, then fall hopelessly and inexplicably in love?
- Will you put up with a little blood loss to be with the love of your life?
Saturday, 3 December 2011
So you want to be a YA heroine?
Seeking applicants for the role of YA heroine! Only those who meet the following job requirements need apply: